- omg, check out how dumb Lady Gaga is!
- wtf, why is Anthony Wiener so lame?
- LOL, Obamacare still sucks says some
- omg, See who's naked now!?
- wtf, John and Kate are late for date!
- holy cow,Rebecca Blacks popular Friday pulled from youtube(omg)
- LOL, you're dumb unless you buy the latest cell phone technology(wtf)
- omg, Lady Gaga said what?(LOL)
- geese Louise, is Mariah Carey too old now?(omg)
- wtf, Bad news for Palin, but for how long?(LOL)
- omg, wtf, LOL?
- wtf, LOL, omg!
- LOL, LOL, LMFAO!
- omg, look at how lame this guy is!(LOL)
- Holy Moly guacamole! Justin Timberlake is up to no good!(WTF)
- oh my stars! Why are Americans so dumb these days?(LOL)
- wtf, the Republican debate was great, but late!(omg)
- omg, latest poll shows Obama losing message with white supremacists!(LOL)
- omg, Romney slams Obama(wtf)
- ooh la la, latest celebrity gossip(LOL)
- wtf, latest poll shows America is lagging in education(omg)
- what the geese? Obama's not popular anymore(LOL)
- gosh! check out latest gadgets celebrities use(wtf)
- you're all stupid cuz we say so!
- Britney Spears is in the heazy, omg she's sleazy(LOL)
- Lady Gaga's latest poll numbers(omg)
- wtf, everyone loves their jobs says poll!
- hip hip hurray, P Diddy is da bomb!
- LOL, Bush tax cuts extended(omg)
THIS IS JUST A SMALL EXAMPLE BUT YOU SURELY GET MY POINT! THE MEDIA KEEPS US ALL DUMBED DOWN, THEY KEEP US DISTRACTED AND "ENTERTAINED" SO WE DON'T DEMAND BETTER!
IT'S NO DIFFERENT FROM THE ROMAN DAYS AND THE CAESARS USING GLADIATORS AND SAVAGE COMPETITION TO KEEP THE MINIONS PRE-OCCUPIED WITH STUPID MINDLESS CRAP!
WE NEED TO IGNORE THE SIDE SHOWS, WE NEED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE REAL ISSUES! WAR, DEFICIT, ECONOMY, WORKERS RIGHTS, HUMAN RIGHTS, AND SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE TO NAME A FEW!
C'MON PEOPLE! WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT WHAT JUSTIN BIEBER IS DOING!
Admit it... you stole every word of that "impression" from Entertainment Tonight an Access Hollywood. (With a smattering of Fox News.)
ReplyDeleteActually I'm mocking every media outlet! ABC, MSNBC, CBS, FOX, CNN, AND YAHOO NEWS! It's fucking ridiculous how stupid the majority of media outlets think the American public is!
ReplyDeleteso, so true.
ReplyDeleteHi Dazee! You rock because you still talk to me! I think I'm losing other peoples attention. :(
ReplyDeleteTV hasn't been called the "boob tube" forever for nothing. The terrorists don't have to destroy us. All they have to do is sit back and wait. We're so effective at destroying ourselves. Another good one, my fine, angry, young friends.
ReplyDeleteThe interview with Jon Stewart on Fox pretty much sums up my feelings with the media! I thought he nailed it on the head. The media is not liberal biased! The media is sensationalism biased!
ReplyDeleteStewart totally wiped the floor with Wallace. It was truly a thing of beauty to behold.
ReplyDeleteI just watched that interview. Stewart kicked some ass.
ReplyDeleteI think he should interview with Fox on a weekly basis after that! I mean the guy was unflappable!
ReplyDeleteThe Media is a complete curse!! or is it? Do we do it to ourselves? If you advertise about the latest celebraties fashion you created a crazy where the numbed people of america are going to go and purchase this new craze creating revenue. Then on the flip side you comment about the economy and the national debt (important matters) people panic and sell their stocks, pull money from the bank and now you just created a recession.. The television is a blessing (national warnings/weather warnings) and a curse. It just might be the doom of society as we know it.
ReplyDeleteI kind of agree but still think the media just tries to dumb us all down so they can get two things, more money, and more power. Thanks for your input Dragon! Rock on\w/
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